im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:
This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.
all i have is low self esteem and good taste in music
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.